Cloud: ...hey...
Zack: Come on Cloud! Have more enthusiasm!
Cloud: *glare*
Zack: *gives Cloud a noogie* Come on!!
Cloud: Okay, okay stop! *sighs* Make him stop....please?
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i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
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j(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
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Me:
“Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
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(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
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Mother:
“Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
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Boy:
“I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
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Mother:
“The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
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Boy:
“Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
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(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
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Boy:
*sips* “Gotham is safe.”
what do you call a woman with an opinion
wrong
What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes
Single
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Anxiety:
This too shall pass, even if that sounds corny and cliche. Your anxiety will subside, you are not dying, you will not die from this, everything is going to be fine. Keep taking deep breaths, try and stay focused.
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Depression:
You are valid and your emotions are valid. You are a good, strong person, even if you don't feel like you are right now. Things DO get better, and I know you can get through this.
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Sexual Orientation:
Your body, your life, your bedroom. You choose what you do with it, and I get no say in the matter, because I am not you. I'll respect you no matter what.
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Bipolar:
The sun also rises. For all your bad days, weeks, or longer-- you also have good ones just beyond the horizon. You know better than anyone what it means to finally hit those "highs" in your life, and I hope that you just keep growing and strengthening yourself through your treatment to extend those happy moments.
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Self harm:
This is your body and I'll never pass judgement over you for the things you choose to do with it. However, you should really consider speaking with a counselor about this. Not because you're "bad", but because I just want you to be safe.
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Eating disorders:
It's okay to eat, you have permission. Eating will not make you fat, ugly, or worthless. Eating will make you strong, healthy, and lively. You deserve to eat, you deserve happiness.
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Abuse:
What they did was wrong, and you had no consenting part in it. You have no need to feel guilty or shamed, although I understand that may be exactly how you are feeling right now. They're the ones at fault here, and the ball is entirely in your court if you choose to report them for that, which you are rightfully entitled to do.
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Suicide:
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. You are valuable and your existence is valuable. There are billions of people on this planet, and even if you think everyone hates you and no one cares, they do and they will. You can find so many friends and loved ones if you just allow yourself the time to look for them. The world turns out to be a beautiful place and you deserve to be alive to see that.
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Sexual assault:
What they did was vile and disgusting. Yes, you're now left with this horrible, traumatic event to move on from, but your life is not entirely lost. Recovery is possible, and an unfortunately large number of people have to go through that-- but they make it to the other side. So can you, you can do this. You're not dirty, you're not a "slut" or a "whore", you are a human being whose rights were violated. But you are strong, and I know you can move past this in due time.
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Multiple Personality Disorder:
I'll always love you no matter who you are. I only hope the absolute best for you during your recovery and treatment, and maybe one day I'll be so privileged as to love you as one whole.
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Post Traumatic Stress Disorder:
The pain of suddenly reliving horrific events is almost unimaginable for me. Please try and remember that although it feels like it's real and it's happening right now, that it's not. You are okay, you are fine, and you are safe. You are in the present here and now, and that past can't manifest itself again to come and physically hurt you. Everything is just fine, these feelings will pass and you're going to be okay.
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Schizophrenia:
I am real and I can promise you that. I care. Try and find something grounding for you, an object that you can cling to to help you distinguish between whether or not you're hallucinating. You are not a freak, you are not a monster. You're a human being with rights and emotions who happens to be ill right now.
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I saw the what "not" to say post and had to make my own variant of that. I lava you <3
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i’ve gotten it a couple times today, sharing to let you guys know this is a thing
Yup, I got it too, be careful
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I received this ask and I deleted it immediately, but I have seen people I follow getting the same ask! It sounds sketchy to me because I doubt there’s such a thing as an “Official Tumblr diet”. So if you get this ask DELETE IT!!!!!!!i’ve gotten it a couple times today, sharing to let you guys know this is a thing
Yup, I got it too, be careful
[[ I got it today. It’s a real site, but it IS a virus site. If you put in the link it will bring you to one of those “give away” things and yeah. DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY]]
i love how the guy filming this is just like “nah i aint gonna save him”
SOMEONE NEEDS TO ADD THIS TO THE SATAN LAIR THING
ahh yes, the satan post. Where is that at now anyways?
Did Joss write in the shawarma scene? How did that come about?
LITERALLY THE BEST SCENE IN CINEMATIC HISTORY I DON’T EVEN CARE
WHO THE FUCK FILMS A SCENE TO A MOVIE THE NIGHT IT PREMIERES?!?
WHO I ASK YOU
JOSS MOTHERFUCKING WHEDON
Yep and Peter Jackson literally had a runner sprint down the red carpet with the finalized film 10 minutes before the premiere!!
These directors are nuts!!!!
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
whoa
Can’t you see the resemblance?
